Donald Rumsfeld: "I Got Your Yellowcake Right Here."

BISMARCK, ND…12/08/07 7:15am EST…Former U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld appeared this morning on the popular television show “Good Morning Bismarck.” Rumsfeld, a last minute replacement for “Tiny Thelma’s Tin Can Band,” was challenged by host Anita Biscuit about misinformation promulgated in the lead up to the Iraq War. Stated Rumsfeld, “If I have to plant it myself, we’re still gonna find yellowcake.” Asked to “Say more about that stuff,” Rumsfeld stated, “I can do better than that.” Holding up a rumpled paper bag, Rumsfeld stated, “Saddam’s yellowcake is in here, in my…umm, briefcase.” Asked by Biscuit if he brought “enough yellowcake for everyone,” Rumsfeld responded “Well, okay, but this stuff aint easy to find."

Sen. Lieberman: "Let's Attack Iran Anyway"

NEW HAVEN, CT...12/03/07...12:05pm EST...On Monday Senator Joseph Lieberman (R CT) spoke at a luncheon for supporters at his home. Regarding the recently released NIE, which concluded Iran abandoned its nuclear weapons program in 2003, Lieberman cautioned the world "not to rely too heavily on U.S. intelligence." Lieberman stated, "I know Iran is building a death-star in outer space - I just know it. So me, Luke.....ummm, Cheney, Rummy, Wolfy and J-Bolt are drawing up plans for America to invade itself. And after that, I personally am gonna give Ahmadinejad the ass wringing of his life." Looking up from her hamburger, Mrs. Lieberman added, "Did you say something, Honey?"
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