SUGER LAND, TEXAS...12/16/07 12:00pm EST...Earlier today, Former House Whip Tom Delay, who is best known for being the partisan force behind the Clinton impeachment, for jerrymandering Texas, and for being shamed out of office in the Jack Abramoff corruption scandal, gave a rare interview. Speaking to onlookers while he collected refuse from along a roadside, Delay nervously stated that he was "using the next couple hours to pay off his debt to society." With bystanders then calling for his public hanging, an agitated Delay stated "Fine, yell all you want you pathetic idiots . . . but just remember, when this sh!t's over, I'm cashing out my Swiss accounts and retiring in style." Quizzed by onlookers about the sources of the funds in his Swiss accountants, Delay stated, "I didn't say Swiss accounts . . . I said . . . Miss Malounts." Again hearing calls for his public execution, Delay stated, "You're all the same . . . never forget it . . . and also don't forget that in about two hours I'll be kicking back beachside, for the rest of my life . . . so have fun at work tomorrow, you pieces of sh!t.".
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Tom Delay is a perfect example of why D.C. is in shambles. He is a lying, morally-bankrupt, corrupt, shamed, disgusting excuse for a human being. Oh, and he let down his constituents, our country and humanity. However, you cannot fully understand the depths of his depravity until you've seen Bill Moyers' documentary Capital Crimes (about 90 minutes). Here's a link to Moyers' video: http://www.pbs.org/moyers/moyersonamerica/media_players/chapter1-1.html
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In the meantime, watch the short video below of Tom "The Hammer" Delay making us all proud.
