Saturday, December 15, 2007

Nicolas Sarkozy - "I Missed All The Neo-Con Fun"

PARIS, FRANCE...12/14/07 4:30am EST...Speaking at a news conference today, recently elected French President Nicolas Sarkozy fielded questions about France's newly acquired neo-conservative agenda. Shaking his head with disappointment, Sarkozy stated "My handlers and I came on the scene a couple years too late . . . we missed all the neo-con fun . . . the threats, propaganda, weapons-deals, wars, travel, speeches, backslapping . . . we missed it all." Again shaking his head with disappointment, Sarkozy added, "So to make up for lost time, we neo-cons have seized control of France." Quizzed about the wisdom of becoming the new world-leader for the neo-conservative agenda, Sarkozy stated, "We neo-cons have no choice . . . we've been thrown out of office in America, England, Italy, Japan, Australia - everywhere." Questioned then about the French peoples' willingness to adopt a policy of greed and empire building, Sarkozy stated, "We're betting the French will roll over and play dead."
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Anyone who cares knows that under the leadership of Jacques Chirac, France resisted the U.S. neocons' illegal invasion of Iraq. A ferocious defender of diplomacy and international law, Chirac understood that change takes time, and hence, he had little patience for Bush's policies. However, Chirac's tenure ended earlier this year, and the French replaced him with Sarkozy. What's interesting is that almost immediately after the election, France became Europe's loudest sabre rattler. It's very curious how things change so quickly. Did the Neocons invaded France too? Watch the video below to decide for yourself. Oh, and and keep in mind that if O'Reilly is happy, then that's probably not good.

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